A message from Anonymous
Why are neckbeards associated with awkward and sexist assholes? Some guys can't grow facial hair well and it gives nice guys with patchy beards a bad name to associate us with guys who treat girls like dirt and complain about the friend zone

Ask jesus for answers

Look at my leg

LEG SO HOT

LEG SO HOT

reptiliaherps:

UNSTOPPABLE

Ngl I kind of admire my legLook at my muscle toneHell yeahLeg 2014

reptiliaherps:

UNSTOPPABLE

Ngl I kind of admire my leg
Look at my muscle tone
Hell yeah

Leg 2014

UNSTOPPABLE

UNSTOPPABLE

My dad’s nickname for me has been “peanut” since I was little and to this very day every time we’re on the phone he still calls me that & I’m pretty sure he will for the rest of his life.

faithbeforefear:

my new baby girl!

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

sabletsnakes:

superpredatorsexoticreptiles:

Her Majesty, Princess Pumpkin!

I have finally joined the ranks of the sausage snakes! She came from a friend of ours that loved her dearly, but just did not have time/room for her as he breeds Corns and King snakes. Princess is easy to handle, but is a Hissy-Prissy pants the entire time. Nothing aggressive, just doesn’t want to be handled for too long by us peasants. 

I love this snake to pieces!

Welcome to the fattyfat club

A message from Anonymous
would not having your own snake to brag about hinder hopes of popularity? Because im lacking in that department because of my parents

Not rly… or at least it shouldn’t. I know a few reptile blogs run by pwople w/o their own reptilian friends