I have purchased 3/5 of things for my friend

The 4th needs to come quickly

Ive been nonstop working out since 11:10 and its 12:51 and I have 20 minutes of legs left to do

Pardon me while I sob incoherently

I have to work out but I’m putting it off because procrastination

A message from Anonymous
I probably should have told you before we got married, but I'm a package deal. I've got nine kids so it's okay if you forget their names at first. There's Draco, Tegwyn, Cleo and Tony, and then Talos, Demi, Loki, Harry, and Auebry. Cleo is going through a hormonal phase, and Loki is adopted, but shhh don't tell him that Ps. jokes aside I actually do have a massive crush on you so I am very happy we now share this bond

Nice nice so what are you wearing ;) ;) ;)

Ok white boy texting aside if we’re married with 9 kids u should come off anon or I’ll shake my fist in a frustrated manner in your general direction

A message from Anonymous
then by the power invested in me by my twelfth grade history teacher, I now pronounce us long dog and long dog. you may boop the snoot!

*BOOPS SNOOT*

hearts-of-fire:

Charm’s “is that bug?” bug-eyes.
pun slightly intended

hearts-of-fire:

Charm’s “is that bug?” bug-eyes.

pun slightly intended

A message from Anonymous
You're pretty

!!!!

A message from Anonymous
this is acceptable. I once married a couple of hamsters so I think that makes me qualified to do this *AHEM* do you miss long-dog take me, miss noodle-butt, to be your official top snoot-booper?

I DO